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In-Person Private Training
What kind of in-person training do y'all offer? 

If you live in our service area, you are eligible for our in-person private packages. The Consultation is required first. We offer two different types of in-person private training: 

d.i.y. coaching

60 minutes per session


Do It Yo'self Coaching. Our most popular service because training success rates are significantly higher when our parents are fully involved! With this service, we teach you how to build and maintain behaviors you love while erasing the ones you don't. We meet you in your home or place of preference to train. 


*Consultation Required. 


S.M.A.R.T day training

30 minutes per session


S.M.A.R.T: Skill Maintenance and Retention Training. Work schedule has you busy and you can't always do Coaching sessions? This day training option is just for you. We come into your home (with or without you present) and train your dog for 30 minutes at a time. Since we are doing the training ourselves, we have time to hone key skills and do the practicing for you. 

We will give your dog a potty break and leave them with enrichment to relax after their session! 


And finally, we send Video Progress Reports (VPR) directly to you, summarizing each session.


Important: Not every dog will be eligible for S.M.A.R.T.s. (i.e extremely fearful dogs, extreme aggression). That may change over time, but we will determine eligibility.  


*Consultation Required. 

What We Don't offer:

  • Boarding and Training, service 

  • Protection Dog Training 

  • Drop-Off (At Trainer's Home), service

  • Basic Dog Walking 

  • Dog Sitting 

If you don't see what you want on this list above,

we probably do offer it! 

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What is y'all's service area? 

We are a 100% mobile New Orleans dog training company and we bring the training to YOU. We do not venture further than 15 miles outside of 70116 (Treme). Surrounding areas: Metairie, Kenner, Harahan, Westwego, Marrero, Gretna, Chalmette, Arabi, and New Orleans East are GOOD! 


However, Slidell, Baton Rouge, Covington, Laplace, Lafayette, Belle Chase, Houma, and etc are outside of our service area. We recommend checking out our virtual training packages!

The first 5 miles are on us (free), but the remaining will cost an additional $1.50 per mile after 5 miles outside of our location, per session.  See: Additional Fees below.

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How much mula?

We offer packages for both D.I.Y. Coaching and S.M.A.R.T.s! Below explains them all, including pricing, in detail.  

Most Importantly:

In-Person Packages are to be paid in full on the first scheduled session's date. All sales are final and non-refundable. However, our Virtual Training packages have payment plans available! 

We schedule Coaching and/or S.M.A.R.T. sessions at least bi-weekly (one session every two weeks).


We do not charge double package price for more than one dog, although additional fees (keep scrolling) will apply

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Smart Bitch Packages:

  just coaching 

Sessions will be scheduled at least bi-weekly.

The Starter 

3 Coaching Sessions | $370

3 hours of training.

The Practical Pup

5 Coaching Sessions | $605

5 hours of training.

The Top Dog

10 Coaching Sessions | $1,175

10 hours of training.

($1,250 value!)

Coaching combos

Sessions will be scheduled at least bi-weekly.

The Starter Pro

3 Coaching sessions, 3 S.M.A.R.T.s 

 & 3 Video Progress Reports


4 hours and 30 minutes of training.

The Practical Pup Pro

5 Coaching sessions, 4 S.M.A.R.T.s 

 & 4 Video Progress Reports


7 hours of training.

The Top Dog Pro

10 Coaching sessions, 5 S.M.A.R.T.s 

 & 5 Video Progress Reports


12 hours and 30 minutes of training.

($1,600 value!)

The Top Dog Genius

10 Coaching sessions, 8 S.M.A.R.T.s 

 & 8 Video Progress Reports


14 hours of training.

($1,810 value!)

s.m.a.r.t. combos

Sessions will be scheduled at least bi-weekly.

Every 4th session will be your Coaching Session. 

Start S.M.A.R.T.

4 S.M.A.R.T.s, 4 Video Progress Reports & 1 Coaching Session


3 hours of training.

S.M.A.R.T. Standard

6 S.M.A.R.T.s, 6 Video Progress Reports & 2 Coaching Sessions


5 hours of training.

Seriously S.M.A.R.T.

10 S.M.A.R.T.s, 10 Video Progress Reports & 3 Coaching Sessions


8 hours of training.

($1,075 value!)

S.M.A.R.T.-centered Packages automatically include Coaching sessions. We want to make sure you understand and can replicate the training! We will schedule your Coaching sessions every 4th session. 

Not every dog will be eligible for S.M.A.R.T.s, at least at first. We will determine eligibility during your Consultation. 

Additional Fees May Apply. 

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What additional fees?

We charge additional fees for travel more than 5 miles outside of our location, multiple-dogs, and/or parking if your location requires paid parking (French Quarter). 

Traveling Fee:

+ $1.50 per mile over 5 miles outside of 70116 per session. If you live in Metairie, Kenner, Harahan, the Westbank, New Orleans East and etc, you will most likely have a traveling fee. 

Multiple-Dog fees

We do not charge double package price to train more than one dog in your household! You buy one package. We instead offer a significant discount for the extra dog(s) because we know from experience that if one dog in the house needs help, all of them do. So, add your pup's sibling(s) to the training package too!

Multiple-Dogs Coaching Fee:

+ $30 per extra dog per session

Multiple-Dogs S.M.A.R.T.s Fee:

+$20 per extra dog per session




City parking fees

+ $3 - $5.00 per individual Coaching Session or S.M.A.R.T. session for an area that is likely to require paid parking (the French Quarter). 

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any other benefits?

Our In-Person Private Training Packages include our most highly valued training services. Additional benefits include:

  • Two trainers for the price of ONE

  • Since there's two of us, we can train multiple dogs at once 

  • Access to S.M.A.R.T.s, instead of just Coaching (virtual)

  • Socializing your dog to two new humans

  • Easier to take us 'off-campus', away from home to train

  • Access to our Facebook group, 'The Bitchy Community'

  • And finally, access to our private Marco Polo line

What is 'Marco Polo'?


Marco Polo is a FREE walky-talky like smartphone app that allows you to send real-time videos to other app users. We are able to send updates, homework and practice assignments through it. And you are able to send updates, show practice sessions, and ask questions through it. Instead of needing to text or email us between sessions, you can just hit record and talk to your screen!


Private clients can send us Marco Polos at any time, with no limits.

All Sales Are Final and Non-Refundable!

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okay, I wanna buy a package!

AWESOME! We would love to turn you into a Smart Bitch! Go ahead and click this button to fill out our form so we can get to know more about you, your dog, the issues you are experiencing and we can begin email correspondence with you... and then schedule your Consultation.


No traditional phone call needed.