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For serious business-
Do you have a serious business related inquiry? Email a (Smart) Bitch! We will not answer non-serious, spam-like, and/or prank-like inquiries.
Call me, beep me if you wanna reach me~
For Potential Clients:
Actually, submit a question through our form (below) and we'll email you, instead! Do you have a unique question about our services and can't find the answer on our website? Do you have a unique situation and/or dealing with a peculiar issue and you aren't sure about which services you need?
If you've also visited our 'Services' page and our 'FAQ' ('clickable') page... but you still have some unanswered concerns and/or questions, go ahead and submit a form below!
Phone calls are strictly reserved for current clientele.
Do you have a business-related inquiry instead? Keep scrolling!
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