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For serious business-
Do you have a serious business related inquiry? Email a (Smart) Bitch! We will not answer non-serious, spam-like, and/or prank-like inquiries.
Call me, beep me if you wanna reach me~
For Potential Clients:
Actually, submit a question through our form (below) and we'll email you, instead! Do you have a unique question about our services and can't find the answer on our website? Do you have a unique situation and/or dealing with a peculiar issue and you aren't sure about which services you need?
Phone calls are strictly reserved for current clientele.
Do you have a business-related inquiry instead? Keep scrolling!
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